The Perfect Gift for
The Player Who Has Everything . .
. . . Or Nothing!
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Our novelty printed toilet paper might just be the only way to really clean up in Las Vegas or Atlantic City . . . and you couldn't have dropped by our site at a better time! We just re-opened on April 27th.
Which means your neighbors, friends and relatives who are occasional gamblers or slot players are not likely to have any idea of what awaits them when they open your gift or drop by your abode.
The printed images look great, but that's not all we like about our printed toilet paper:
- Each roll is a full 500 sheets
- All are 2-ply,
- soft, facial quality,
- biodegradable,
- We use only soy based, non-toxic, environmentally "friendly" inks
- Yes it was!
And don't get me started on toilet paper: 1-ply vs. 2-ply, American vs. European, etc. When it comes to my body, I'm a softie!
If you're the same about quality and fun, you also probably hate not knowing how much extra handling and shipping charges are going to be until after you've started placing your order. Well, I show them right on the order page. Where you'll also see that ordering more than one roll earns you a nice discount. Order here.
Fun lovingly yours,
Big Jim Smith
King of the Off-the-Wall Gifts
P.S. We've pre-packed the rolls in one, two and four packs so your order is practically out the door already. Order a roll or two now.